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By clover kicker (Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 12:33:34 PM EST) (all tags)
Ride on lawnmower -> very good

Ride on lawnmower + steering knob -> awesome



Now where shall I mount the double-barrel cupholder to hold beer and ashtray?
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You steer it with your knob? by wiredog (4.00 / 6) #1 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 12:57:33 PM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



I told you it was awesome -nt- by clover kicker (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 01:01:36 PM EST


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This: by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 03:08:21 PM EST
Now where shall I mount the double-barrel cupholder to hold beer and ashtray?
On the shifter, obviously. It should never be out of high gear anyway.



i need reverse occasionally -nt- by clover kicker (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 09:05:42 PM EST


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Is there any by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #8 Tue Jun 10, 2008 at 03:45:54 AM EST
French or Italian in your lineage?


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You're in the lawn, sir by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 09:45:49 PM EST

The whole world is your friggin' ashtray. Which frees up an extra slot for a back-up beer.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


gotta do something with the butts by clover kicker (4.00 / 2) #6 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 10:03:56 PM EST
If I had a nickel for every time I've said that...

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Mulch! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #7 Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 11:47:39 PM EST

That, or the neighbor's yard, followed by absolute denial that you even smoke. And a preemptive challenge to a fight at having had your honor impugned. While wearing a handgun, visibly.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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