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By anonimouse (Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 10:30:39 AM EST) (all tags)

..but the current one takes the biscuit.

..why can't anyone on here just go out to a fetish club like normal people??

Where would you really go on a first date, seriously? No poll, Write in only.

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I haven't been on a first date by blixco (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 11:14:05 AM EST

in something like twenty years, so the roller rink or hanging out at the gas n' sip getting stoned or sitting it out at a coffee shop are probably all bad ideas.

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin

Yeah, really by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 11:16:53 AM EST

I presume "Judas Priest concert" is no longer a valid first date choice.
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: Depends by blixco (4.00 / 2) #6 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 01:38:05 PM EST

on whether or not your date is awesome.

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True fact by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 2) #9 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:02:43 PM EST

The way I introduced myself to SWHTL for the first time would, today, get me arrested, committed and sedated.

And it wasn't the worst thing I ever did to meet a woman, either.

Thought for the day: Some people are like slinkies - Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Do tell by marvin (4.00 / 1) #11 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:42:43 PM EST

Will we see this pop up as a future diary topic? If it was that bad, whatever possessed her to marry you?

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: Well, she says that the reason she went out with by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 07:32:38 PM EST

me was she noticed that pan handlers, weirdos, frat boys and Jehovah's Witnesses all tended to avoid her whenever I was around.

Thought for the day: Some people are like slinkies - Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Given my financial situation... by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 11:16:16 AM EST

Taco Bell. Or bring her back to my place for a home cooked meal.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}

To the forest, naturally by marvin (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 12:28:36 PM EST

I pre-dig the grave well in advance, far enough away that nobody can hear the screaming.

Okay, that was tasteless, and rather Green River-ish. Ugh. I almost feel dirty just writing that. Now I'm probably going to get an lm-style knock at the door, and notation on a police record somewhere.

I've never been on a date where I hadn't already known the person for a year or longer. The point where relationships cross from friendship to something more doesn't usually involve a "date", for me, it happened over the course of days or weeks, at whatever place(s) we were hanging around together at the time.

: Yeah by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 01:51:47 PM EST

I never had a successful date. I had a few disasters. Usually I ended up with women I'd never actually dated.
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Dating is for the weak by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 12:31:32 PM EST

and the delusionally hopeful. I'd sooner eat a .45 slug than ever go on another date, as the very notion of listening to someone talk about their boring life, or, worse yet, having to answer questions about my own boring life, sounds more futile and pained than waterboarding.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

: Mmm... by ana (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 02:04:06 PM EST

Escargot. Without the messy shell.
"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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Hey, the comic convention's in town! by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #10 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:04:55 PM EST

lulz ?

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First Date by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 06:19:47 AM EST

Lingerie shopping with SLD was got to be the best first date ever. It even worked out cheaper than going to a posh meal in a restaurant and was much more, ahem, interesting.

Depends by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 06:21:29 AM EST

a) on where you went for the lingerie
b) who paid for it

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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: Answers by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #16 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 06:27:21 AM EST

a) John Lewis so not so expensive
b) Who do you think paid for it?

I honestly think it was the best purchase of my life especially as she road tested them back at mine. Happy days :)

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Reminds me by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 06:25:55 AM EST

You spoken to her recently? Or invited any of her friends around....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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: No not recently by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #17 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 06:28:53 AM EST

I'm trying to move on.

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My most recent first date... by greyshade (4.00 / 1) #18 Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 03:13:19 PM EST

A nice Italian joint for dinner, then some drinks and dancing to live music. However she was a special case. Normally its not quite as posh a restaurant, or skip dinner altogether and meet somewhere for some drinks and dancing.

Rarely, a picnic at the park. Never a movie as a first date.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface

Ah, first dates.... by Tonatiuh (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Sep 10, 2008 at 05:01:39 AM EST

I used to take my first dates to Palacio de Bellas Artes .

Cultural, romantic, historic and chic plus plenty of good restaurants around and a big tree lined park across the street.

In the UK I suppose a good museum exhibition followed by dinner would do fine.

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